“DON’T LICK THAT!”

This is a list of items I have caught my children licking.

• The front door. 
• The door at daycare.
• The door at the grocery.
• The floor, no matter what you spilled on it. 
• The window.
• The shopping cart handle.
• Your father’s back.
• Your brother.
• My Fitbit.
• Your foot.
• Your Crocs.
• The dog.
• The ground.
• The paper.
• The chair.
• The wall
• The counter
• Don’t bite the balloon!
• The foot mirror at the shoe store. 
• The front windows at Old Navy.
• The car
• Did you lick the chalk board? Why is there chalk all around your mouth? Reply was simple laughter. 

I think that they are trying to have really good immune systems. However, when do they grow out of this? I started writing these down in 2017.